Yep, I got one of those lovely letters. You know the ones, "We appreciate your interest in the position. We had a lot of very qualified applicants. Please check our website for future employment opportunities. We regret to inform you blah blah blah."
Let's for a moment ignore the fact that it only took them oh... I don't know a month and a half to get back to me, and talk about my new life plan.
Here it is folks! The official Miss Business Casual Plan B (and no I'm not talking about that Plan B). It goes a little something like this:
Step 1: Throw a mini pity party for one.
Step 2: Realize the party sucks and politely leave.
Step 3: Kick booty on Fall semester finals.
Step 4: Be cool, stay in school.
Step 5: Extend your student loan (i.e. feed the life sucking monster named DEBT, who is sure to haunt you for many many years to come) to cover the always changing, ever rising cost of tuition.
Step 6: Try not to die while taking 4 classes in the Spring so you can graduate at the end of Summer Session II.
Step 7: Graduate.
Step 8: Figure out a new life plan.
Of course, mixed in with all these steps is a lot of prayer and many stress-induced breakdowns, but hey at least there's a goal out there in the distance. And really this mooching off of Mom and Dad thing isn't really all that bad. Benefits include, but are not limited to: free rent, occasional home-cooked meals, mini family reunions whenever Sis comes home, unlimited use of Beatles Rock Band for Wii, and free puppy-sitting on the weekends when I go to visit Boyfriend.
Speaking of Pups... he says, "Merry Christmas!" This is his first you know.
(We call this his "Blue Steel" face. Or... maybe I just came up with that...)
